The Brunch Bunch

so long, farewell

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:04:19 -0400

Sad news, Brunch Bunchers: this is Katie’s last day in New York. Which means the Brunch Bunch will probably be just as unreliable as it has been most of this summer, with only occasional updates when Katie and I are in the same city. Which might happen a couple of times in January/February, so look out for that!

Until then, the Brunch Bunch will be going through a period of mourning. Sorry. Enjoy the archives!

“What am I going to do without you guys?”

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:02:51 -0400

“What am I going to do without you guys?”

“Cry a lot, probably.” “Yeah,...

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:02:36 -0400

“Cry a lot, probably.”

“Yeah, probs…”

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Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:02:16 -0400

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:08:01 -0400

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:07:52 -0400

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:07:37 -0400

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:07:11 -0400

Inspired by current events, Orange and Pear made a pact to get...

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:55:32 -0400

Inspired by current events, Orange and Pear made a pact to get pregnant in an effort to keep their man.

Unbeknownst to the both of them, Pear and Orange were still...

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:54:00 -0400

Unbeknownst to the both of them, Pear and Orange were still dating the SAME man: Apple!

Needless to say, the news threw Apple for a loop.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:50:00 -0400

Needless to say, the news threw Apple for a loop.

Cheer up, Apple; maybe Lifetime will make a movie out of it.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:45:00 -0400

Cheer up, Apple; maybe Lifetime will make a movie out of it.

As an apology for lack of Brunch Bunch this week, I’d like...

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:17:27 -0400

As an apology for lack of Brunch Bunch this week, I’d like to post this previously composed Brunch Bunch storyboard that…I forgot to put up here when I was uploading the other ones. Sorry! Be grateful.

we interrupt this program to bring you an important announcement

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:15:48 -0400

There will be no Brunch Bunch this week on account of Katie thinking there are better things to do than go to Dempsey’s, drink beer and lose at trivia, including but not limited to learning how to do a triathalon. On second thought, maybe she has a point. Next week for surez, faithful (nonexistant) readers!

The relationship between Pear and Apple is disintegrating as...

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:28:08 -0400

The relationship between Pear and Apple is disintegrating as Pear begins to realize that you marry an apple, not an archetype of an apple.

Apple finds out that Brie cheese has been run over by a roller...

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:27:55 -0400

Apple finds out that Brie cheese has been run over by a roller skate and has fallen into a coma (see last week’s installment). Apple, whose unresolved feelings for Brie span years and continents, is devastated, but his lady-fruit, Pear, is at her wits end. When will she be the most important food in his life?

As Apple grimly explains the situation to poor Pear, she smiles...

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:27:41 -0400

As Apple grimly explains the situation to poor Pear, she smiles suddenly, as if imagining her life without the grotesque burden of loving a man-fruit who will never love her in return has brought her all the happiness her relationship once did.

In the hospital, Brie lies deep in her coma, and unbeknownst to...

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:27:21 -0400

In the hospital, Brie lies deep in her coma, and unbeknownst to all (Pear, Apple, her polyamorous lovers, Grapes of Utah), she thinks only of Apple.

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Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:08:33 -0400

For the billionth time, Pizza Nurse wishes that her green pepper...

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:08:04 -0400

For the billionth time, Pizza Nurse wishes that her green pepper mouth could frown, as she delivers the bad news to Grapes: Brie is in a coma, and she may not survive! Dun dun dun…to be continued…