Needless to say, the news threw Apple for a loop.
Cheer up, Apple; maybe Lifetime will make a movie out of it.
As an apology for lack of Brunch Bunch this week, I’d like to post this previously composed Brunch Bunch storyboard that…I forgot to put up here when I was uploading the other ones. Sorry! Be grateful.
There will be no Brunch Bunch this week on account of Katie thinking there are better things to do than go to Dempsey’s, drink beer and lose at trivia, including but not limited to learning how to do a triathalon. On second thought, maybe she has a point. Next week for surez, faithful (nonexistant) readers!
The relationship between Pear and Apple is disintegrating as Pear begins to realize that you marry an apple, not an archetype of an apple.
Apple finds out that Brie cheese has been run over by a roller skate and has fallen into a coma (see last week’s installment). Apple, whose unresolved feelings for Brie span years and continents, is devastated, but his lady-fruit, Pear, is at her wits end. When will she be the most important food in his life?
As Apple grimly explains the situation to poor Pear, she smiles suddenly, as if imagining her life without the grotesque burden of loving a man-fruit who will never love her in return has brought her all the happiness her relationship once did.
In the hospital, Brie lies deep in her coma, and unbeknownst to all (Pear, Apple, her polyamorous lovers, Grapes of Utah), she thinks only of Apple.
For the billionth time, Pizza Nurse wishes that her green pepper mouth could frown, as she delivers the bad news to Grapes: Brie is in a coma, and she may not survive! Dun dun dun…to be continued…
